Vegetarian Woes

Oh ! so you do eat eggs !! ....
Yes ! I do...

Then why these 'shareef-shankar' nataks ? You are a non-vegetarian ! ....
No No ! I am not !!...

Yes ! you are ! Don't you know where eggs come from ? ....
I do ! ... so what ?...

So, you are a non-veggie ! ...
Hey ! I have been eating them since long...

I don't care ! you eat, thats it !
Duhh !!

When I eat meat you cry out loud. The very spinach you eat is...
Dude ! I chop a branch another one comes up. If I chop a head does an other pop up ?

Do you think that's a legitimate answer ? You mean plants don't experience the pain ?
May be they do....

Yeah, you can't answer me since you don't buy this logic...
Whatever makes you feel happy, Sir.

You know what ? You are an escapist.
If you say so...

You have no answers....
(mum, with a wtf look)...

And I know why you do all this... but let me tell you, every sect of the society has changed.
I know where this is going... (Duhh !... this ass is out of his mind)...